octopickles: aryll: aryll: so this showed up on my dashboard and i was listening to a song at the same time and it gets funnier and funnier the more i stare at it NO STOP THIS NEEDS TO STOP SHOWING UP ON MY DAHS ITSC NOT FUN ANYMROE MY SIDES HURT legitimately tearing up
There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.– Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers. (via imwalkerbait)
kidcuddymd: how do you politely push someone off of a cliff with your pinky out
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A GIRL NAMED TOPH WHO...
unsuccessful-metalbenders: THE END.
I AM NOT OKAY WITH POND LIFE PART 5…. MY HEART IS...
FACT: Cuddling with a girl makes everything bad go...
districtmayor: finnickysecrets: What if when you’re applying for colleges they check your blog
thetimelordpirate: Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.– Bill Nye (via blua)
You are given a mission that was denied to 99.9% of all humans, ever.– John Green, on education (via the-lyrics-speak-for-me)
shebelongstothestars: “Are You There” from Bare kills me.
And softness came from the starlight and filled me full to the bone– W.B. Yeats (via creatingaquietmind)
Oh Man . . .
I really was clueless … What else do I just not get?
laugh-your-butt-off: some songs wake up my inner stripper